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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

United-JetBlue Tie Up Leaves American Airlines Bloodied - Live and Let's Fly

Just Forget it!

No go.

Still no good.

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Must-Play Cyberpunk 2077 Side-Quests, Mario Kart World Pointers And More Of The Week's Top Tips - Kotaku

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Ever-changing universe revealed in first imagery from NSF-DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory - National Science Foundation (.gov)

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Judge rejects Newsom’s emergency request to limit Trump LA troop deployment - The Hill

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Giants Activate Jerar Encarnacion - MLB Trade Rumors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

No, not a chance

‘Elio’ Gave Pixar Its Worst Box Office Opening Ever - Gizmodo

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

What is the STAR interview method?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Why do women change that much more with age?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Animi velit error sapiente nihil.